Who's your daddy? (Father's Day sale - TODAY ONLY!)

So it may be a Hallmark holiday, but we know that Father's Day can be the perfect window of opportunity to hook up that [insert thing they've been wanting here]. So, sons and daughters, forget the tie - who wants a tie? - get him something he'll REALLY LIKE! We'll sweeten the deal with an additional 20% off - TODAY ONLY! Just enter the code FATHERSDAY upon checkout. Who's your daddy?